Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Mini Vacation vs. Mini Nightmare


Justin said we should take the kids to Holiday World for one last little adventure before school starts. We could also use it as a celebration for Max’s birthday that is coming up. Kill two birds with one stone as they say. So, it was with the best of intentions that we set off to conquer the amusement/water park with 4 kids, two of which have absolutely no interest in roller coasters or rides, nor could they ride them even if they were because of their miniature stature. 

First things first, I know all of you out there with children have had this thought and some of you (Like me) even say it out loud in front of your children, “Why do we even go out in public with them?” 

We were only 20 minutes into our drive when Oliver utters those awful words, “Are we almost there?”
Me: “No Buddy, we’re not.”
O: “How much longer?”
Me: “A long time, take a nap and it’ll go by faster.”
O: “I don’t want to.”
So, this seriously occurred about every 10-15 minutes for the first hour before he finally did fall asleep.

The drive there was uneventful, which is what you want in a car trip, albeit boring.

We decided we would stay up there the night before so we could get an early start and be there right when they opened the next day. Our little hotel we stayed in was nothing fancy, but it was only a mile from the park and it had everything we needed to get through one night. As soon as we walked through the door;
Harrison: “This place smells.”
Max: (Looking out the window) “What a view.” (Sarcastically as our view is of the parking lot)
Me: “What a bunch of ungrateful little…….(just use your imaginations, lol)
Justin: “Let’s go get some dinner.”

We decide to eat at the hotel restaurant because it was buffet style and we figured everyone could find something to eat. Let’s just say my children were not earning any bonus points with me on their behavior, although to their defense the food really wasn’t good. I ate because I needed to, but was less than thrilled on their price and their quality. Ella ate relatively well; however a vast majority of it ended up on the floor, because she is fiercely independent these days and wants to do everything on her own.

At this point it was around 7 and there wasn’t much for us to do so we went back to our room and settled in for the night. This proved to be challenging because we were all in one room together and there was nowhere for me to go quietly rock with Ella. She turned into a little tornado and was bouncing off the walls. She would climb from one bed to another and scream if someone looked at her cross eyed. Justin and I both looked at each other and thought it’s not even 8 and we are all going to have to go to bed right now or this night is going to end like they do in those horror movies you see where one of the parents just finally loses their shit and goes crazy on everyone around them. We closed the curtains and turned the tv off and basically all played dead so that Ella would follow suit and fall asleep as well.

Trying to sleep with a 9 year old who talks in his sleep and does some type of interpret dance routine while he’s dreaming while at the same time having your almost 5 year old furnace, I mean son, literally attach himself to you like a leech makes for a very long night and early morning. Justin on the other hand seemed to sleep like a baby with his one normal child that he had in bed with him.

We ate breakfast at a Denny’s because, Hell NO, I wasn’t paying the outrageous price of the hotel restaurant for blah food and to witness Ella’s floor art. Denny’s went well and I was optimistic that our day was going to go smoothly. Boy was I wrong.

The weather had small percentages of rain and so we were so hopeful it would stay away, but it did no such thing. We spent around 7 hours in either drizzly rain or an actual downpour. The kids and even Justin didn’t seem to mind it at all. 

But, where my fellow glasses wearing folks at? You know, how annoying even a sprinkle is when you wear glasses? 

Maybe I should have planned better and brought contacts, even though contacts irritate my eyes, but I didn’t, so speckly glasses were an all-day look for me. 

I was hoping that it would be at least warm out, but temperatures stayed around 75 all day as well.

Now, let me just say, the kids did not mind the rain or the temperature. I’m not sure if that’s because they are half human half hot coals, but the cold water from the water slides and pools didn’t faze them one bit.

The problem we ran into was that while our two older boys were finally tall enough to be able to ride any of the rides in the whole park, the littlest two weren’t anywhere close to being tall enough. That left us having to split our time up while I would wait with the youngest, Justin would wait a minimum of 1 hour in line to go on whatever roller coaster the boys wanted to ride. *Side Note; we thought going on a Monday would mean no crowds…..not true at all!*





I was able to ride one roller coaster with Harrison, the Thunderbird. We have been coming to Holiday World every summer for the past, I think 4 summers, and he has always been too short, last summer he was so close but still no cigar. This summer he finally was tall enough and I was so excited to ride this one with him and it did not disappoint. About a 30 minute wait for this ride (which wasn’t bad considering how long all the other rides were) and the ride only lasts 30 seconds (no exaggeration), but the smile on his face was worth it.

Which leads me to this very important point, no matter how awful I may have thought everything was going, my children thought it was the perfect day, rain included. So our little mini vacation was a success in their eyes and thus in my eyes as well.




Fun Facts & Tips:
1.       Don’t forget little swimmers diapers, pampers regular diapers WILL NOT DO THE JOB!
2.       If you notice your little girl squatting and playing in the wading pool make a quick B-line to her and pick her up before said regular pampers diapers explode with a poopy soggy diaper mess in the pool.
3.       Just because you can see your little boy playing and having fun doesn’t mean he can see you, which can then lead to a frantic freak out because he thinks he has lost you.
4.       This can then lead to a full on melt down where you have to stop and hold your little boy until he stops sobbing uncontrollably.
5.       A tiny 1 ½ year  old can pack away the food when she’s being active (She ate a whole foot long corndog by herself, plus French fries!)
6.       Don’t forget to shave your bikini line if you know that you are going to a water park. Let’s just say I kept my gym shorts on over my swimsuit which then led to me having wet gym shorts sticking to my thunder thighs.
7.       MOST IMPORTANT!!!!! Enjoy these moments even if they drive you crazy. I know I will miss this.

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